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dontgetaddicted593 karma

Fucking. Cringe.

dontgetaddicted212 karma

To the atheist point, how do you feel when people say "There are no atheist in Fox Holes?"

dontgetaddicted160 karma

/u/LaineyLoves2Lactate did you reply to this guys survey?

dontgetaddicted103 karma

Hello fellow Tennessean. You can milk a goat from behind or from the side. However​ you and the animal are comfortable. Some goats tend to get a little kicky if they aren't comfortable with you though.

dontgetaddicted101 karma

This seems to be the problem with all government programs. Foodstamps, Health Care, HUD. There are holes, where people making just a few dollars more get really screwed suddenly by what they thought was a god send.

I've been in them myself before - at one point in time my wife and I even contemplated divorce because her and the kids would have gotten a serious increase in food stamps and state health insurance if I was "out of the picture" and paying Child Support from one hand to the other would have been super easy.