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dlan4327635 karma

I finally found a woman that wound up loving me regardless

Aaaaand just like that you're beating the majority of redditors myself included.

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He meant your height, not your hand span.

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Keep going...

breathing intensifies

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So I read that Rome Sweet Rome ran into difficulties because several other result users contributed parts and they all want to receive credit + remuneration. Is that true?

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freshly printed restraining order and a night in the cells.

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