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djnewton12353 karma

18 years later Mario is still picking up chicks on the street, he takes her back to a familiar house (brookes) and proceeds to fuck the shit out of her, towards the end, a man of about 18 comes in who just happens to be the girls boyfriend. It turns out that he is Brookes son, so the only natural thing to do, would be to fuck her head while Mario fucks he vag/ass.

It is bulletproof my friend. Just make sure that the is a sticky note with my username somewhere in the video.

*Edit The ending could say something like: "Luigi and his girlfriend died due to the several VD's passed on from Mario. To this day Mario cannot jizz in a teens face without thinking of his son."

djnewton12334 karma

You, I like you.

djnewton12327 karma

Since birth i imagine

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I think its probably the thrill of getting caught, which drives these people into doing such crazy things. Mind if I ask another one? Who is the most popular celebrity you have seen or heard of being in the park? Do you have any stories about these people melting down at all?

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I love Disney and all of its glamours, it for me is the best place in the world to go on holiday. I love hearing about horror stories however, like people getting caught trying to get freaky, guests "getting lost" where they really should not have. That being said, what is the most fucked up situation you have encountered whilst working for disney?