djdemers

NO WAY! IT'S A REALLY CLEVER JOKE, AND IT NEVER, EVER GETS OLD!

haha Your tone is so disenchanted, I can't help but wonder if you're a fellow Canadian entertainer.

Thank you! If I actually got $20,000,000, I'd probably actually buy a yacht. That would be incredible. And I would definitely name it 'Helen Keller'.

Norm MacDonald, Seinfeld, Jon Dore, Chappelle, Chelsea Peretti. Love 'em all, but Norm is the king. And thanks a lot!

Thanks! I have had to deal with hecklers, and it's usually pretty easy. The rest of the crowd doesn't like a heckler either, so I just team up with them. You can ask if they're enjoying his/her heckles, or if we'd all rather he/she shut the hell up. Or, obviously, I can just say something easy like, "I've never been more thankful for my hearing impairment. (Now please shut up.)"