dingoperson2

I feel that would be a disappointment.

"Please crawl along this rubber mattress to safety"

I... uh... shifty eyes.

You like pizza? Of course you do, you're working here. Well, maybe you hate pizza. Haha, wouldn't that be ironic. Do you want to hang out some time? Because you seem like a really cool guy I would like to get to know. Do you like crusts? I like crusts a lot. What's with those crusts, huh?

Step 1: make the laser powerful enough to shoot through the seagull

The ordinance has an "or" in it - "result in commercial activity ..., or provide for the distribution ... "

hence it also covers noncommercial distribution of food.

It could also be company policy to come in and check if it is thrown away, and let them know well in advance when they will be checking, WINK WINK