dikkers

from the year 2000:

Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace and Prosperity Is Finally Over"

The writer was Todd Hanson. One of the most amazing pieces of comedy every written.

this is different from when people think Onion stories are true, which I think is much funnier. So, I'm actually not too into "Not The Onion" -- it's like National Lampoon's News of the Weird, which I was never a fan of either. Or what's that website, fark.com? anyway, just not my thing. I like made-up stuff.

There's a special place in my heart for those stories. I love Five Blades. The Bush one is another like that:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-pros,464/

here's another, published two months before he died:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/chris-farley-has-hilarious-cardiac-arrest,4300/

It is the best thing in all the world.

business tip: you can never go wrong naming a product after a food item.