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Smooth

Come on he's just sucking it in

If I fell onto the tracks and a train was approaching, could I just lie flat in the gap under the rail and emerge unscathed or would I be mangled by the underside of the train?

Do you know the time scale with which stem cell treatment might be a viable option for yourself?

People who have to fap quietly

So everyone who doesn't live by themselves, essentially.

Because a quiet fap goes out the window when I've got the house to myself.

Edit: To clarify I'm not saying that I quietly fap out of windows when I've got the house to myself, just that the necessity of quietly fapping is negated by the absence of other people in earshot.