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diewrecked118 karma

Dear Chase,

I feel like I can call you chase because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed.

I love your hair, you run fast.

Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more.

I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends.

I am sure our relationship would be a real homerun!

diewrecked103 karma

In my area EMT pay is about 10 - 14 dollars an hour. You can make more delivering pizzas or waiting tables full-time if you can pull good tips. The job market is competitive and you really shouldn't just assume this person has a DUI or drug offense. If that were the case, she probably would not have custody of her kids.

diewrecked92 karma

I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!

diewrecked80 karma

Note to self: enema and urinate prior to hanging.

diewrecked38 karma

What sort of questions did you expect?