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Dick Cheney most certainly does NOT have a sex chair with spikes and handcuffs, a ball-gag bin, pink sequined waterboarding hoods, nipple clamps, hot wax station, a freezer full of dead orphans organs for transplant, spare gimp suits in all sizes, a hanging sex hammock, red Satanic robes, bathroom video monitors, a see-through fecal evacuation table with velvet cushions underneath for viewings, wall shackles and a witch's cauldron. He sure does NOT have all that in his PEDO basement. NOPE.

You could contact the film commission in your state and ask if they have tax incentives, and register as a Soundstage?

Have you tried renting it out to film/tv productions?

I live next to a highway and smell a terrible weird burning now and then, which makes me sick. Do you think it's truck break pads maybe? I assume it smells like hell.

Oh crap. That's bad too. It's like a sour burning smell mixed with chemicals and burning metal.