dicerollingprogram

I got my first old fashioned in the parking lot of a waffle house. I remember reading an article that wafflehouses have a strange ordering system, based on putting butterpackets and shit on the plates in different areas or something like that. Any credibility to that statement?

I heard it somewhere - not that I hadn't figured it out - the entire used auto business model depends solely on the profits of the most passive buyers.

When I was buying my last car, I did all the negotiating by email. It made it remarkably simple and took all the face-to-face tricks out of it. I found the car I wanted, the list of features, and I found a few dealerships in my area that were selling them. Emailed each one of them seperatly and just kept forwarded the deals to eachother. Salesman A said "33K," forward email to Salesman B who says "32K and extended warrenty," forward to Salesman C who says "30K, extended warrenty, we'll throw in floormats." Rinse and repeat.

I know for a fact that if I did it in person I would of spent thousands of dollars more, and I'm a fucking Insurance Salesman.

"Pass me the beef tallow my beloved, we will be keeping you pure this evening"