dgwingert

Is it harder to think when you are actually up on stage? My experience watching Family Feud on TV is that I feel I know all the answers while the contestants come up with stupid responses.

An anesthesiologist offers his patient two choices of anesthetic for surgery. "Either you can breathe this gas to make you unconscious, or I can whack you on the head with a boat paddle." It was an ETHER-OAR situation.

What do you call an anesthesiologist in a suit? The defendant.

Not OP, but I am an anesthesiologist. Spinals are fun procedures, and better for you a lot of the time. So I get to do something that uses my abilities best, and you likely have less post-op pain even after the spinal wears off.