dfwlawguy

TIL wrecking a car is like pissing off my mother. Everything's ok until it gets quiet. Then shit gets real.

Hey Jordan I know you like jordens so I got you some Jordans to wear so you can be Jordan in your Jordans in the Jordan

Lmao. Any plans to do a show in Texas?

I believe it was Hannibal that said "I will find a way, or make one"

That gets me through the bad days

Where do you fall on application of the stored communications act to bar discovery from social media sites?