destroys_burritos

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destroys_burritos765 karma2014-01-24 00:09:35 UTC

Petey Jones, running back, THE running back y'all!

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destroys_burritos54 karma2015-01-09 22:27:34 UTC

For real?

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destroys_burritos9 karma2016-08-31 15:32:56 UTC

27 year old bald guy here. It started going at 20. Why not just shave it? You look like you have a solid shaped head.

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destroys_burritos4 karma2016-08-31 17:13:15 UTC

I'm not stacked, but I pull it off just fine. Would I rather have hair? Sure, but I wouldn't spend a ton of money on it.

Most balding guys think they would look worse bald, when they actually look worse clinging onto whatever hair they have left. It's not fooling anybody.

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destroys_burritos2 karma2016-09-01 01:25:52 UTC

Fuck yeah. I knew I was going to be bald since I was 10ish. It's easy to make people laugh with a quick bald joke too. Beard is a plus. Muscles are good too. I'm gonna hold off on the head tats for now, tho.

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