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demosthenes4585529 karma

Instructions unclear. Wife soaked in vinegar and I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. Maybe if I just head straight into step 2?

demosthenes458530 karma

The religious debates are fun to listen to. Also anything to do with theoretical science. These Marines are a lot smarter than most people give them credit for.

demosthenes458529 karma

I've never been stiffed where they didn't pay the fare. I have been stiffed on a tip. All the time. If I told you who did it most often you would call me racist.

demosthenes458528 karma

I once picked a guy up at some crisis center here in town and had to drive him to a detox rehab in Greenville. In a snowstorm. He seemed like a really nice guy, talking about how he wanted to get clean and get his life together. So as we get close to the detox, he asks to stop at a gas station. no problem, right? We stop and he pulls out a needle and spoon, saying he has to get rid of them before getting to detox. He throws away the needle and shows me the spoon. "you see all that orange stuff on there? That's Adderall!" and licks the spoon clean before throwing it away.

demosthenes458525 karma

It's an '05 caravan with almost 400k miles on it. I try not to dog it out to much.

97 mph