delvis4013138 karma2016-05-10 20:13:43 UTC
I started out more chubby.
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delvis4012248 karma2016-05-10 18:56:36 UTC
Too many, bro. Too many.
delvis4011780 karma2016-07-28 18:26:10 UTC
DEVYN WHAT UP?! Say hi to Velerie for me.
delvis4011563 karma2016-05-10 18:39:25 UTC
delvis4011250 karma2016-05-10 18:53:42 UTC
I was in the Mojave Desert, middle of nowhere, and my phone was getting no signal for miles and miles. When the sun starts to set you want to camp somewhere with at least voice calling service. A drunk dude with three girls in the backseat pulled up and asked if I was okay. "YOU ALLRIGHT?!" he yelled. "Yeah, I'm good! Hey, do you happen to know when I'll get cell phone service?" He laughed as he drove away, "OH FUCK MAN, WHEN PIGS FREEZE OVER!" He laughed as he sped away. I chuckled at that.
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