deadlyspoons

Rodney Dangerfield: "I don't get no respect."

Henny Youngman: "Take my wife, please."

Jim Norton: "____________"

... and some wicked hookahs.

A few years ago Fox tried to compete with you with The 1/2 Hour News Hour.. It was cancelled after 17 episodes. Why do you think that, even after decades of trying, "conservative humor" is still an oxymoron?

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