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or "If I document it, they'll just replace me with a newer program. So I better make it overly complex with no documentation to ensure my job security"

Marcin,

Thanks to you and your team for allowing me to fix my computer after I browse shady porn sites.

TIL That I am an accomplished Opposite Therapist.

Key,

So, hypothetically, let's say someone was to come across a big bag of marijuana. Now...and this is hypothetical, would that person get in trouble if he sold it?

A better question, why not Mom from Futurama?

She would definitely out earn C.M Burns