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davisyoung653 karma

The early Gervais GG monologues were a little more playful. This year’s was more savage, not that Hollywood didn’t have it coming and Gervais was spot on in terms of reflecting the mood of regular people.

Basically if you’re spouting off about how the world is in deep trouble and people need to do this and people need to do that, but you’re not sacrificing, you’re still rich and famous and living a fabulous life and jetting off to award shows, please excuse us if we don’t collectively suck you off.

davisyoung64 karma

Ever hang around a gymnasium?

davisyoung56 karma

But to do it at an Olympic level, they’ll need a Russian coach in Ohio.

davisyoung54 karma

TIL there’s an accreditation outfit called Sacs Cock.

davisyoung29 karma

Eye of the Tiger! Mouth of a Teamster!