davetastic562

After one of your shows at the Hollywood Improv, you were talking to some chicks. After you left one of them said something like, "As if... he may have money, but he's too old and not cute." I went over and called her a twat waffle and she flipped out and knocked over my drink. Can you buy me another?

And "too old" for what? She was the worst kind of person. For reimbursement purposes, I'd like to amend my statement and say that she spilled a bottle of Dom Perignon and, in the process, she ruined my Hublot. Seriously though, I really enjoy your comedy. Keep up the good work.