datlock664 karma2015-06-10 17:31:46 UTC
Can you still get arrested for a robbery you didn't mention?
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datlock430 karma2021-07-12 15:10:52 UTC
Let's say I just ordered a pepperoni pizza from you and asked you for a joke on the box, what would the joke be?
Edit: Just noticed your favorite topping is pepperoni. You're good people.
datlock308 karma2015-10-21 16:19:37 UTC
Of the planet Omicron Persei-8?
datlock207 karma2015-04-11 22:21:09 UTC
After reading your comment I realize I won't even have a small chance of realizing that dream because of one reason, and one reason only.
I can't grow a beard for shit.
datlock147 karma2016-05-03 15:48:13 UTC
Pretty much dead on, but there were a few tiny mistakes:
/u/iceman_hof : Hey that's awesome Piet (= common Dutch name). Strange way to meet each other. Maybe we'll do a trip in the future. Cheerio man!
/u/PietNiedrwiet : Yes indeed! It's just a nickname for reddit. In real life my name is Jesse. And perhaps that will happen sometime (refers to the trip). Good luck in the future!
/u/imherefortheborsht : Please talk in English only, I can't understand anything you guys are saying! Just kidding, I'm from Grunn (refers to 'Groningen', a Dutch city), funny to see such a random encounter!
/u/PietNiederwiet : Yes a random encounter like that is funny! It's quite a big family so that's probably why I have unfortunately never met Wim.
/u/BorandorMercas: What am I reading? Am I having a stroke?
/u/imherefortheborscht: Nah man, it's all good bruh, you're not having a stroke, this just be the new way of talking, getting all international you know.
Source: am Dutch
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