das_thorn

We need more women in dangerous professions like loggers, crab fishermen, and garbage men.

By the time they ask you to blow, they've already decided to arrest you. You're going to jail. Even if you blow a 0.0 they'll say you must be on drugs then.

They get probable cause via totally subjective field tests.

Club VanderseXXX?

Sure, the documents could be real, if the Texas Air National Guard used Microsoft Word in the 1970s.

I mean, how often are Europeans sick?