darkomen42

Drapes = head hair Carpet = pubes

And for the record, good on you man, you're a really good sport about a lot of stupid jokes and don't seem bothered by it. Despite what was probably a pretty rough childhood you seem to have a healthy dose of not caring too much what other people think about you, hang on to it. You seem like a neat guy, good luck on your career and with the ladies.

Lose weight, go back, retake pictures.

Given training expenditures for training military personnel, it's probably much closer than you think.

Absolutely man.