danmart1

Aahh. Then the answer is simple. They found me falling out of my mother's vagina.

Sympathy, not so much, but I do get a lot of praise for doing what other people do normally. I wouldn't say it's annoying, maybe a little embarrassing, but it's just people expressing how they feel. I'm grateful for it, even if it is a bit uncomfortable.

If Halloween counts, the yes to the turtle.

Nightcrawler, someday. My fake German accent needs work.

Cut my left foot open and bleed by stepping on a nail.

Absolutely!!