danimal2011

Coach, there has always been a lot of talk about how hard it is to recruit to the Palouse, but you and your staff have been killing it so far this spring. What do you sell these young men on to come to Pullman?

Coach, thanks for giving me the opportunity to travel to a WSU bowl game in Albuquerque this past year. While ultimately disappointing, it was an amazing experience.

Based on this spring, do you see us going bowling again this year?

He can't be gay, though, he clearly likes girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch

Coach, you did an excellent cameo in the TV version of Friday Night Lights. Would you be willing to make a cameo in the upcoming movie version of Blue Mountain State?

I applaud your ability to admit your own failure, as opposed to many creative types who will chalk it up to the producers/network executives/whatever. I never saw the show, but I was an avid fan of the Twitter account, and think that you're pretty fucking funny.