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danhakimi789 karma

I don't know about you, but I can't watch more than 1-2 episodes of black mirror in a day without going insane.

danhakimi438 karma

  • Italian
  • Too hotheaded
  • Spent significant time abroad
  • Father doesn't want you to be involved in the family business at first, but later changes his mind.

There's a Godfather joke to be made here, but I'm still trying to figure out which brother you are.

danhakimi377 karma

OP:

Is it difficult to light up and smoke on the line, since Taco Bells have no exhaust hoods?

Translation:

Is it difficult to use a lighter to set your marijuana cigarette on fire while you are standing on line in a taco bell, given that the smoke from the marijuana cigarettes would not be able to escape the building, because there are no exhaust hoods that would allow the smoke from the marijuana cigarettes to escape.

Edit -- Better Translation:

Is it difficult to use a lighter to set your marijuana cigarette on fire while you are cooking amid a line of chefs in a taco bell, given that the smoke from the marijuana cigarettes would not be able to escape the kitchen, because there are no exhaust hoods that would allow the smoke from the marijuana cigarettes to escape.

danhakimi367 karma

Listen, hearing is basically a fucking super power. I can tell what's going on behind me. I can enjoy patterns in air vibrations. What the fuck is that shit?

If I offered you the power to fly, you wouldn't say, "fuck off, I don't need to be fixed!" You'd say, "sure, the subway is getting shitty, flying would be awesome." Yes, you're fine when you're walking, you're not disabled. But you want the superpower.

danhakimi293 karma

Is this a humblebrag?