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dancethehora2443 karma

I made a table of all the proposed cures

suggestion vote count suggested by attempted
waterboarding 183 /u/supersecretjames not yet
Put pressure on phrenic nerve Osteopathic Medical technique 136 /u/pagingdrpaige unknown
Plug ears with fingers, take 3 gulps water through straw 123 /u/THE_STEALTHY_SHITTER not yet
copious sexual activity 122 /u/misscaptcha unknown
smoke marijuana 77 + 32 /u/Wealthier_nasty, /u/pogiface not yet
use marijuana as an antixiolytic, high indica 59 + 2 /u/jilliancad, /u/ronenco (suggested indica) not yet
eat a giant spoonful of peanut butter 60 /u/twistedivy not yet
chug mug of beer while holding ciggarette in mouth and smoking 57 /u/bongarong unknown
hyperventilate or holding breath method 55 /u/Sloppy_Tw*t unknown
a tablespoon of vinegar 32 /u/aryst0krat unknown
soak slice of lemon in bitters, pour sugar all over it then suck it. Repeat. 32 /u/Wealthier_nasty not yet
see a hypnotist 31 /u/Neo_Spork not yet
Vagus nerve stimulation (suggest as anal insertion) 29 /u/tealgreen not yet
" drink water upside down by taking a glass and bending over so my head is above my feet and my torso parallel with my legs and then putting the far edge of the glass in between my top lip and teeth and drinking the entire glass slowly. Sometimes, it takes more than one glass." 28 /u/Blue_Train yes
chiropractic adjustment (neck) 25 + 2 /u/SigmaValentine (fiance with similar condition used successfully) and /u/doctor_bens no
chill spoon or butter knife in freezer, place tip-down in water, drink while pressing utensil handle to temple 27 /u/Heavyonthesarcasm unknown
Picture sitting on grassy hill, picture black cow with white spots. Focus hard, then look cow in eyes and say "moo" 18 /u/brookew uh...
jabbing the back of the throat lightly with a pen 15 /u/ARasool not yet
Rectal digital massage 14 + 2 /u/ChrisHS, trollocity not yet
burp or drink fluids 12 /u/Two-Packs n/a
drink Apple cider vinegar 8 + 4 /u/faultysynapse, /u/dugFreshness not yet
decompression chamber 11 /u/ToProvedeContext not yet
big gulps of pickle brine 8 /u/faultysynapse unknown
spoonful of sugar 8 + 2 /u/slowk1ng, /u/MSeltz and others unknown
flovent (steroid inhalant) 8 /u/sci_comes_1st no
ketamine 8 /u/nowayjosa no
poppers (muscle relaxing inhalant) 7 /u/iluffeggs not yet
drink water with nose pinched closed 6 /u/dicroce via here unknown
*added 7/15 dose of opiates 6 /u/fat_loser_junkie (worked on friend) unknown
cover full glass of water with paper towel, drink until empty through towel without tearing 4 + 3 + /u/SubSeven98, /u/rimliquor69 + various not yet
look for dietary triggers 5 /u/the200sx no
Vicks cough drops 5 /u/12597811414 not yet
drink full glass of water with fork in it, handle down. place fork tines against forehead. technique 4 /u/ch4rbok unknown
gagging 2 + 2 /u/clamsclamsclams, /u/lenar_Hoyt unknown
thorazine (chlorpromazine) 2 + 2 /u/Archipelegiac, /u/marbella9012 unknown, tried heloperidol
Take LSD 3 /u/Gbid unknown
have someone offer $30 to hiccup on cue 3 /u/pentaphil unknown
plug nose, drink glass of water 3 /u/blstthexradioo yes (variation), will try again
OTC muscle relaxant + focus on breath 3 [deleted] took prscpt relaxants, didn't help much
accupuncture 3 /u/drsryan no
teaspoon of white sugar saturated with vinegar 2 /u/rick500
drink water in crab position with face up, head tilted back 2 /u/kakashi1814 unknown
stick out tongue and hold with fingers, or massage back of throat with q-tip 2 /u/CassiLeigh16 unknown
drink red cayenne powder with water 2 /u/JAMNTAM unknown
meditate 2 /u/DoiX unknown
take two deep inhalations, hold, and drink fizzy drink like cola 2 /u/DoiX unknown
Anti-spasmodincs 2 /u/mad_eye_maddie unknown
drink water while standing bent over 2 /u/xylomorph not yet
shot of lime cordial, taken like shot 2 /u/deadn*gastorage unknown
hold as much air as possible in lungs, then sip and swallow air until you need to breath. repeat 2 /u/MSeltz unknown
continuously swallow and inhale until you cant anymore. Then hold your breath 1 /u/vviikkrraanntt yes
anesthesia or induced coma 1 /u/kelly33507 no
hold breath, drink water 1 /u/derp1213123 yes
Inhale , swallow x 2 , exhale slowly 1 /u/Errecting_Nope yes
stick chewing tabacco from tin up one nostril 1 /u/Jaysenka not yet
seal ears with palms, drink big gulps from tap face up 1 /u/okiclick unknown
eat dry kool-aid packet 1 /u/p3rv3r7 probably not
hold icepack (or something cold) to throat 1 /u/Atlasmaoam not yet
eat hot curry or chilli 1 /u/Atlasmaoam unkown
hold breath, punch abdomen around diaphram 1 /u/keetleby unknown
hold breath, have someone else punch stomach 1 /u/asdf789987 unknown
lightly punch neck below tonsils 1 /u/recompense yes, made worse
drink full glass of water bent over with upper lip on outside of glass 1 /u/EDante yes
get scared senseless 1 /u/time_shhift attempted
strap dynamite to self and threaten hiccups 1 /u/HalBriston not yet
hold breath for double the average time between hiccups 1 /u/friend_of_Tigger unknown
burp alphabet 1 /u/friend_of_Tigger unknown
physically fight with friends 1 /u/smoked_beer knknown
abdominal stretches and ginger tea 1 /u/the_mighty_moon_worm unknown
spoonful of lemon juice 1 /u/hixpwarior3 unknown
video tape self sleeping, figure out why they stop then 1 /u/crashed9 unknown
Swallow water or starchy food as diaphragm spasms just before hiccup 1 /u/evenement not yet
holding your breath -3 /u/Theupper1 yes

I had a few suggestions here. the ones I had that aren't already on here are take singing lessons, sleep on a waterbed, and look into a hypobaric chamber. Someone else suggested a hyperbaric chamber. I wonder if either works, and if so, which works better.

dancethehora257 karma

Hello, 1998. I miss you.

dancethehora42 karma

if there's a sound outside, sometimes it'll get incorporated into my dream.

dancethehora29 karma

RINSTER! I remember watching your vlogs as a teenager, they were great! How's your knee?? Do you still paint?

dancethehora24 karma

I hear songs in my dreams. Once I had a dream that was more or less sung to me by a talking stone head that looked a lot like squidward's square pants house in spongbob. Then again, I study music professionally.