danarexasaurus

I’m wondering what talking to the insurance company is like after every damn procedure. “I had two Pap smears. I have two vaginas”

Did you have any symptoms before the arrest? I have a diagnosis of heart failure (I’m 39!) and I have a lot of weird heart stuff and always wonder which event will be the one where my poor husband has to give me CPR. Thank goodness your husband knew how!

Who is going to actually do that? I think that is a completely unreasonable solution to prevent your government from tracking your movements.