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lol, best way to react would be to grab it with a towl and run at them screaming sir sir you forgot your turd

So when they send you a naked picture, do you reply with the text 'case closed' for some trolling? The idea makes me chuckle.

The driver could have also been wanting to impress you with his 'good' driving skills given not too many foreigners get to see the country.

If you're using Android, get aFirewall. Pretty good at blocking lots o' numbers. Has options to accept call and hang up or send to your voicemail. Block texts are also saved in the app. I wish it just had a call forwarding option so I could forward blocked numbers to a rejection hotline haha.

You should record some videos, this sounds epic/youtube gold to spike your popularity.