cyph3rGoneWild

Next time hire someone who will find the little bastard and break his legs.

Fractures by Jake

Best company name I've heard in years. It sounds a bit like an Eau de toilette. You could even expand your business and sell some smelly water.

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Just imagine:

"Fracture by Jake!
The sense of getting beaten up"

You have a whole line up already.

Can I invest?