cybercuzco

Listen closely and you wil hear the sound of knocking wood.

A rich Mahogany no doubt.

Are you mad that /u/Here_Comes_The_King was already taken?

Could you actually smell what The Rock was cooking?

Is it usually empty, but has been in business for decades? There is your first clue, no visible means of support.

You are now officially less lazy than Chris Kluwe