cujo195

Criminal: Get out of the truck or your partner dies!

Driver: See ya!

Driver shuts door and drives off quickly

Criminal: Well.... fuck. Looks at partner

Partner: shrug

Over time it is adapting to look more like rice. Each time a farmer mistakes it for rice, that genotype is selected for and advances to future generations.

Then we'll find out that the rice we've been eating for years was actually mutated weeds all along.

I waited a week to see a doctor like a moron.

Don't beat yourself up about it. Something about the balls makes it difficult to tell people about.

When I was 14, I had a testicular torsion... worst pain of my life and I waited way to long, mostly because I couldn't figure out how to tell my mom what was going on.

Good thing you got the treatment you needed before it spread anywhere else. Hope you recover well. I remember I was insecure after the surgery. If that's the case with you, don't worry because it'll change over time as you realize it's not a big deal.

How noticeable is this condition? I mean, I don't really sweat that much, so if I had this condition, I doubt most people would notice. So I guess the question should be, do you generally sweat a lot?

Also, has it caused you to avoid doing things, like participating in sports?

I get the impression that you don't let it affect your life too much, which is pretty damn cool ;)