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crowscountingspades221 karma

Too bad he didn't say twit. Twit would be more than just a good day, that's a lifetime achievement.

crowscountingspades5 karma

What does Bender have to say about the Fight for $15?

crowscountingspades3 karma

Are you Dr. Neil Clark Warren?

I'm no longer madly in love. I was, but I'm not now.

And the reason I'm not is that to my mind, my partner isn't putting as much into the relationship as I am.

The most visible sign is that she's not taking care of herself. She's putting on major weight (not exercising) and she's drinking heavily.

Am I to blame?

crowscountingspades2 karma

Appreciate your suggestion.

Keep doing what you're doing.

crowscountingspades1 karma

No...wait... First...get in the coffin. Then...shoot self.