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While I was in the county, they had placed a guy in our pod that had just come from the medical wing. I'm not sure why, considering he was still out of his mind. When he walked in the pod he came up to me and slashed his wrists and proceeded to rush me and get blood all over me in the process. He was a dope fiend, and wasn't 120 pounds soaking wet, so I was able to get the guy off me by just pushing him back and making him fall over.I went to get tested for any diseases the next day, but luckily didn't catch anything.

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It's weird, when I was in I kept talking about how I was going to eat so much but when my family picked me up this morning all I really wanted to do was go home and relax. I didn't even have an appetite.

But the first thing I did was drink a redbull. I had been craving one like crazy and my brother kept one on ice when he picked me up.

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Portillo's is pretty awesome.

They used to have a Fatburger in the suburbs but they shut it down. It was actually funded by Kanye West.

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I was working a crappy call center job before I went in, but now I plan on going back to school and trying to get a decent job. I know it'll be harder now that I'm a felon, but with enough effort anything is possible. In retrospect, doing the time was a blessing in disguise because it helped me look at my life and realize that there's far more to life than just getting by. I'm hoping a lawyer can help me, especially considering it's my first offense. Either way, the world is mine and I plan on making the most of it. Being deprived of your freedom really gives you a new look at things.

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I personally have not been raped, and have not witnessed any rape. Prisons are really cracking down on rape in prison. The punishments are harsh enough to deter inmates from doing so.

Consensual sex on the other hand is huge in prison. I didn't expect there to be so many open homosexuals and for it to be tolerated. For the most part, straight inmates don't mess with them because they'll be charged with a hate crime if they get into a fight with one of them and extend their sentence drastically.

btw; they call homosexuals "Geechi's".