crispybaxon

If you were a female gay cat that was raped by your hardcore Christian parents, who falsely accused YOU of rape when you tried to report them, and then got kicked out of your home after losing the case, you'd make a killing. Oh and you have cancer also.

You should consider applying to the Shark Tank! If you manage to get on, even if you don't get an investor, the exposure is huge. If you're not a fan of the show, make sure to watch as many (if not all) the episodes first though.

Man, that's awesome! Good luck and make sure make sure make sure you know your numbers!