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crielan57 karma

What is the longest standoff you were apart of? Its always amazing when you see the swat guys patiently waiting anywhere from hours to days while focused and always ready to make entry in a moments notice.

crielan46 karma

That's pretty neat. You could use one for boyfriend's and save a virgin vagina for your future husband. You don't even have to use the Christian poop hole loophole.

Can you link me one of your makeup tutorials that article mentions? I'm weirdly my curious about that and the article link didn't work for me.

crielan34 karma

Link for the lazy

Excerpt below for exceptionally lazy

When I was young my father said to me:

"Knowledge is Power....Francis Bacon"

I understood it as "Knowledge is power, France is Bacon".

For more than a decade I wondered over the meaning of the second part and what was the surreal linkage between the two? If I said the quote to someone, "Knowledge is power, France is Bacon" they nodded knowingly. Or someone might say, "Knowledge is power" and I'd finish the quote "France is Bacon" and they wouldn't look at me like I'd said something very odd but thoughtfully agree. I did ask a teacher what did "Knowledge is power, France is bacon" mean and got a full 10 minute explanation of the Knowledge is power bit but nothing on "France is bacon". When I prompted further explanation by saying "France is Bacon?" in a questioning tone I just got a "yes". at 12 I didn't have the confidence to press it further. I just accepted it as something I'd never understand.

It wasn't until years later I saw it written down that the penny dropped.

crielan20 karma

If you converted your social security number into pennies how much money would you have??

crielan5 karma

Oh I got a real question now. Do you have an increased risk of cervical cancer since you have two of them? Do they ever perform a hysterectomy on the second one or leave it as is?