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Hey Tom, no question but just wanted to say that you are the "author" (for lack of a better word) of my favorite quote ever. When asked about Roseanne claiming you had a small penis, you responded "Even a 747 looks small when it's flying over the Grand Canyon." I'm sure I got that wrong, but it's close. Anyway, that is my go-to whenever anyone asks what my favorite quote of all time is (that happens often). Just thought you might like to know that. Congrats on becoming a dad and the weight loss.

This is one of the most interesting AMAs I've read! Thanks for doing it! My question is: do you stay on the same ship for the entirety of its cruise or can you "boat hop" (for lack of a better term) at different ports?

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