crackerbarreljoe

Isn't a whippit a small English racing dog?

Thanks, that makes sense! I was just really hoping there was an excel spreadsheet somewhere where someone maintained some VBA code that just sort of put hard valuations on human beings. I guess that will just have to stay in my bureaucratic dystopian dreams for now.

Are different girls priced differently and how does that valuation work?

Well, that's nice to hear. I think you are attractive and would like to have sex with you as a business transaction, also.

But that dry heat...

Honestly, I just didn't like how Miranda came up and made it all about her. That's such a Miranda thing to do.