conor_lastowka

My main issue with Cool Dog, is that the dog is not even wearing sunglasses on the movie poster: http://i.imgur.com/YzvGhuf.jpg

How cool are we, the viewers, supposed to believe this dog actually is?

I actually had forgotten about the time I got a migraine reviewing Transformers at Mike's house. I drove home in blinding pain and threw up.

"I drove home in blinding pain and threw up" is my pull quote for your series, producers of Transformers. Feel free to slap it on a poster!

There is a really terrible movie called Piranha, Piranha that in the style of Cyborg Cop 2 goes the entire movie without...there being a single piranha. There's some bubbles in the water in the last thirty seconds that MAY be piranhas, but this is in doubt. I would love to do this movie just to build anticipation as the clock ticks down and down and there are still no piranhas, but as I recall, it didn't offer much else up besides that notable omission.

There's been times when I've been watching a movie at home and something that I perceived as corny has happened, and I've made a comment about it then turned to my wife expecting her to be laughing at my exquisite wit, only to find that she's been getting into the movie, did not in fact find it corny, and is crying. That's always awkward.

One of the most surreal moments of my life was listening to our CEO talk to Tommy Wiseau on speakerphone. Needless to say he did not understand what we were doing, and was very upset and incoherent. He kept insisting that he "doesn't want a roller coaster ride", by which he meant...Your guess is as good as mine.