confuzious

That is a depressing thought and I'm afraid he didn't. Some men just have much bigger bonkers than ours.

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized Halo Elites or 1 Halo Elite sized duck?

Stay strong, little soldier!

Is it because kidneys can't take the citizenship test? Ok, lame joke but that seems like bureaucratic bullshit.

If you don't mind my asking, what were you discharged for that made it so ambiguous yet you still got benefits?

What kind of information did they have access to? Do they know about most of the important things going on in the world like the latest news on Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence and such? What kind of channels do they receive and what books do they read?