confibulator

Just because you were dressed a certain way doesn't mean that you were asking for it.

EDIT

Thank you, internet stranger, for taking my Reddit Gold cherry

Wildmenz

This makes me want to give you money.

Schindler's List

I gave up on shark week years ago since every episode is 59 minutes of fear-mongering sensationalism followed by sixty seconds of why we should save these magnificent creatures.

It's like the whole thing got taken over by Jerry Springer.