combustablegoeduck

Hold up, is Tom Delonge taken seriously in any of your circles? I always assumed they entertain him because of his fame, fortune, and willingness to pay 35k for metal waste.

Awesome. Thank you for taking the time to respond to me.

I've been playing with the idea that people who have security clearence like to mess with conspiracy theorists. It's like confirming to your bosses seven year old that Santa does in fact exist.

Not only is it what they want to hear, but you know if you're honest you'd be screwed beyond what the kid could understand, so you get them off your back.