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cnot3584 karma

It got bear-cancer and died, but not before all of its bear-friends abandoned it for being an asshole.

cnot3164 karma

After my consciousness is uploaded to the tree, how do I communicate with my family and friends? Email?

cnot3134 karma

In many states there are laws that prohibit employers from asking for facebook passwords. Under the same logic, I don't think it would be unreasonable to have laws prohibiting them from asking about legal drug usage. It's just a privacy issue, and the argument I would make is that employers have no right to govern what you do in your free time. They don't own your body and soul, they just pay for your time.

cnot3105 karma

Some men are born with a second dick, and others have to earn it.

cnot370 karma

The sex scenes will probably have more biting and growling.