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Timing would be important. If you take the cocktail during the closing credits, and they throw in an after-credits scene, you might miss it.

Yes. If you park too close, the fire truck can’t connect to the hydrant and put the fire out. For quickest response, if your car catches fire, you should continue to drive to the nearest fire station, where the crew on duty can attend to it.

He works for a store, not a cause.

Do you have a motorcycle, and a black leather jacket with "Born to Luge" embroidered on the back?

Sounds like a good plan. Ride on!!