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cloudmech4258 karma

Translation for Americans: Nits = lice

Edit: hey you sarcastic douchebags, I know you could Google a Nit, I was just trying to lend a hand to keep your AMA experience going without a second tab. And... I love everyone of ya. Keep on being you.

Edit Part Duex: Well, thank you anonymous redditor for the gilding and finding this as my number highest rated post of all time is calling Redditors a bunch of sarcastic d-bags will be forever cherished.

cloudmech321 karma

Tell that guy to get his arse in here and do an AMA!

cloudmech30 karma

So that's two for a number two in a hurry.

cloudmech19 karma

Where can I send huge sums of money to you for a chance to play this new game?!

cloudmech12 karma

On the flip side, why hate on people who aren't able to say the right thing when hit with something like this.

New Friend: I'm dying of a terrible disease, ok now you say something.

Me: Uhh uhh... (When my brain chunks though something like this - let's see - someone dies you give sympathy, ok we'll go with that so we don't look uncaring and we want to be nice) I'm sorry, that's terrible!

New Friend: Fuck you I know I'm dying, Jesus - you don't think I know that!? I just told you this ...

My Brain: uhh we goofed and hurt their feelings... Uhh uhh.. When we hurt someone's feels we have words we say to try and make it right... Yeah let's use those.

Me: I'm sorry...

My Brain: well here we go again...