climb-it-ographer

Is a millionaire tech enthusiast/reviewer going to buy a $400 video game console? Is that even a question?

You just gave me a mental image of a compiler screaming every time it hit an error. That would be terrifying.

Or god forbid you say the word "Seven" and some superstitious asshole glares at you for it.

Very big. This 290ft. yacht can carry 90,000 gallons of fuel.

At $3/gallon you're looking at $270,000 to fill the tank.

"aaaaaafirmative" is from Aliens, and is also perfectly acceptible.