clickwhistle

Every year someone drops a big book of girls numbers on my mailbox. Sometimes when I call them their husband answers.

Maybe that’s what they’re expecting and it’s actually a trap.

I hope you sent it via air mail.

You are very talented.

Edit: for fucks sake. By talented I mean that the op has a high talent which appears to have been honed by a metric fuckton of effort. Is it not obvious that either of these on their own are insufficient to produce these results?

Edit2:

"Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence.

Talent will not: nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.

Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.

Education will not: the world is full of educated derelicts.

Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent."

-Calvin Coolidge

Isn’t that an indicator for money laundering?