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You are honestly the most wonderful human being on the planet. What you do for people, including myself, is irreplaceable and important. You make us laugh, you inspire us, and with Beautiful/Anonymous and TCGS, you listen to us. I cannot thank you enough for being you.

That said......

What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone (that you can talk about) and did it change you for the better?

If ever just want to throw it all away, give up, gain a couple hundred pounds, and review what it's like to be me, lemme know. Cool?

First off, you're an INSANE drummer. I've referred you to a lot of drummer friends and they often try to learn the songs that you play and often fail miserably. Good on ya, girl. Remember why you're here is to inspire.

Now on to the question: What sort of connection do you have with your set? Most of my friends are separated from it and see it only as a utensil they can use to make sound. I know the greats -- such as Lord Danny Carey -- have a more spiritual connection with their instrument. One can actually hear their bond and appreciate each bang, hiss, and tap. I hear it in your drumming and see it on your face, but I want to know if that is what you FEEL as you're drumming. Are those sticks a part of your body and, more importantly, will they stay with your soul forever?

We have seen Jay and Silent Bob temporarily adopt a chimp, but have you ever considered writing in a protégé for the two to teach and mold? Perhaps Jay could have a baby since he quite obviously fucks anything that moves, or Bob could adopt an African child because deep down he's a compassionate, philanthropic, loving father figure. This could be a part of a new Clerks film or a standalone feature. I don't know, I'm spitballin' here. I just want to see Jay and Silent Bob pass on the ways of the Jedi to a fresh Padawan.

Love in Christ, Charlie