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Why don't orchestras have euphoniums? I'm a damn good euphonium player, but I suck at both tuba and trombone and I feel like I'm being discriminated against.

Nah you haven't heard me on euphonium. Trombones ain't got shit on me. I be poppin' french horn range the way Curry be pullin up from 30 while the trombones are dickin' around on glisses and jazz shit with a hand down their pants and a mute up their ass. Trombones ain't got on me.

You know why they put us in the back row? Because if they put the manly, ballsy brass in the front no one will be able to hear the weak, bitchy "music" coming out of woodwinds/strings/whatever the fuck you play.

You tryna throw shade? 1 v 1 me I'll fuck you up