casualdelirium

I misread this, and all I could think was, "He masturbates with mousse?" Shortly followed by, "Like, the chocolate kind, or the hair kind?"

Merry Christmas.

What does it say that I can almost always tell the time of day, accurate to within 10 minutes, without looking at a clock?

Your degree isn't taken seriously even if it's from a US university.

Dude that's the carb, just put your thumb over it.