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casualblair3782 karma

You have hundreds of people looking at your junk.

Look at me.

You're the porn star now.

casualblair1953 karma

You are Adam Savage's and Alton Brown's secret love child.

casualblair840 karma

Nice try John

casualblair282 karma

Link from Legend of Zelda as a member of a hispanic landscaping crew (as per his infatuation with chickens and bushes and terra cota pots)

Master Chief from Halo taking down a squad of SWAT (Call of Duty-esque), all of whom are voiced by pre-pubescent boys that swear like truckers. Twist ending - master chief is also a 12 year old pre-pubescent boy.

Kirby on Extreme Makeover after ballooning to 500lbs.

Edit: Added twist. Also, I hereby give all claim to these three ideas to Stoopid Buddy Stoodios without expectation of compensation. Though it would be nice to have a special thanks mention in like 8 pt font!

casualblair134 karma

The Final Fantasy sketch was brilliant. Nothing I can think of comes close to that.